At times, this has been a tough, and sometimes discouraging weekend and I had no idea for this week’s blog. Then as I was looking for something misplaced in my office, I found something that lifted my spirits. In a wooden box labeled “ROCK TALK” (former students, do you remember that?)
Sometimes there comes a seminary class with exceptional students which make an unforgettable class. One year I had one of those classes that you just couldn’t help but look forward to each day. One of those great students was Austin. As a Sophomore, each day just before the lesson he would say, “Brother Bushman, Bro. Bushman, I just got to tell this joke. Is that ok?...” Then the class would plead their support so then there would be the joke each day. On some days I also had a joke to share. Well at the end of the semester, Austin and Wesley (another great student!) made the ROCK TALK box to replace the shoe box, and put together a list of jokes we liked that year. So without further ado, here are those jokes from that incredible class.
What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work?
Bi-son
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve ropes in here.” So the rope walks back out and messes up his hair and ties himself into a knot. He walks back in and the bartender says, “Aren’t you that rope I just kicked out?” And the rope says, “I’m a frayed knot!”
Why do firemen wear suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
What has two thumbs and like cupcakes?
(Point to self with thumbs while saying) This guy!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.
What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars . . . except the duck.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did the dog say when he slid down the tree?
Rough bark!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead; I’ll just hang around.
What do Mexican use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars.
What did the blonde say when she saw the box of Cheerios?
Oohh, donut seeds.
A blind guy walks into a bar, but being blind he didn’t realize that it was a women’s bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey bartender. Want to hear a blonde joke?” The lady sitting next to him says, “Sir, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am a black belt in karate. The bartender is a professional wrestler, and the three girls sitting around you are all professional weight lifters. All five of us are blondes. So knowing this, sir, would you still like to tell that joke?” The guy thinks for a minute and says, “Not if I’m going to have to tell it five times.”
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Now share your favorite joke.
One more thing, I wanted to add to my blog each week a list of official Holidays and observances for the week. Here they are below
Sometimes there comes a seminary class with exceptional students which make an unforgettable class. One year I had one of those classes that you just couldn’t help but look forward to each day. One of those great students was Austin. As a Sophomore, each day just before the lesson he would say, “Brother Bushman, Bro. Bushman, I just got to tell this joke. Is that ok?...” Then the class would plead their support so then there would be the joke each day. On some days I also had a joke to share. Well at the end of the semester, Austin and Wesley (another great student!) made the ROCK TALK box to replace the shoe box, and put together a list of jokes we liked that year. So without further ado, here are those jokes from that incredible class.
What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work?
Bi-son
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve ropes in here.” So the rope walks back out and messes up his hair and ties himself into a knot. He walks back in and the bartender says, “Aren’t you that rope I just kicked out?” And the rope says, “I’m a frayed knot!”
Why do firemen wear suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
What has two thumbs and like cupcakes?
(Point to self with thumbs while saying) This guy!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.
What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars . . . except the duck.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did the dog say when he slid down the tree?
Rough bark!
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead; I’ll just hang around.
What do Mexican use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars.
What did the blonde say when she saw the box of Cheerios?
Oohh, donut seeds.
A blind guy walks into a bar, but being blind he didn’t realize that it was a women’s bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey bartender. Want to hear a blonde joke?” The lady sitting next to him says, “Sir, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am a black belt in karate. The bartender is a professional wrestler, and the three girls sitting around you are all professional weight lifters. All five of us are blondes. So knowing this, sir, would you still like to tell that joke?” The guy thinks for a minute and says, “Not if I’m going to have to tell it five times.”
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Now share your favorite joke.
One more thing, I wanted to add to my blog each week a list of official Holidays and observances for the week. Here they are below
Official Holidays & Observances This Week
February 13th – 19th
Sunday Man Day
Monday Valentines Day & Single Awareness Day
Tuesday National Gum Drop Day
Wednesday Kyoto Protocal Day
Thursday My Way Day
Friday Pluto Day
Saturday Chocolate Mint Day
February 13th – 19th
Sunday Man Day
Monday Valentines Day & Single Awareness Day
Tuesday National Gum Drop Day
Wednesday Kyoto Protocal Day
Thursday My Way Day
Friday Pluto Day
Saturday Chocolate Mint Day
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